FUNNY SMS AND JOKES

Can we do romance tonight?
I’m in a good mood……
Just a little bit of kissing and biting..
reply me soon!

urs lovingly
“MOSQUITO” 

When an apple is green, its ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to…

VOTE. U dirty mind, Elections are very near, but I know what you were thinking!!

Boy: I am not rich like Kiran, I don’t even have a bike like kiran. But I really love you!
Girl: I lov you too, but tell me more about Kiran.. 


Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything butiful,
Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth!! 

Great Saying: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have…….
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Girlfriends 

If u don’t mind If u don’t feel bad If don’t hesitate Please……
giv me a K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss……
kissan jam bottle just RS.20.50 only. soon……!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.”
Wives are incoming calls,
Lovers are outgoing calls,
Aunties are Toll-free calls,
Callgirls are Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls are Missed Calls
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for selfish.
If u save this sms, it means I’m cute.
If u edit this, I’m still cute.
If u forward this, u r spreading that i’m cute & if u erase this,
u r jealous of me coz i’m cute!
What’s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.But,Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way…
so I stolen a bike and begged for forgiveness!
A – U r Awesome
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING
When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute”. U wil overcome ur sadness. But don’t make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell.
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo …
one was caught watching tv …
another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message!
Last night I Got a severe Head pain…
I went to the Doctor … He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some idiot… tell me,whom do I know otherthan U…my friend
Hi, Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
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Ur’s Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”
Some1.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U
Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO …