I’m in a good mood……
Just a little bit of kissing and biting..
reply me soon!
When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to…
Girl: I lov you too, but tell me more about Kiran..
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything butiful,
Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth!!
giv me a K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss……
kissan jam bottle just RS.20.50 only. soon……!
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.”
Lovers are outgoing calls,
Aunties are Toll-free calls,
Callgirls are Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls are Missed Calls
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for selfish.
If u edit this, I’m still cute.
If u forward this, u r spreading that i’m cute & if u erase this,
u r jealous of me coz i’m cute!
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.But,Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
so I stolen a bike and begged for forgiveness!
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING
one was caught watching tv …
another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message!
I went to the Doctor … He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some idiot… tell me,whom do I know otherthan U…my friend
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
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Ur’s Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”
Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO …